That was the Avengers move that everyone liked? That was fucking ridiculous, guys. Just… I don’t even know. So much of the superhero shtick that I’m sick of watching. The fact that I did like Thor probably makes me a big fat hypocrite, but I don’t care. In short, I was clearly not drunk enough for this movie. 

Peggy Carter was my favorite part. Shocking, I know. Stanley Tucci and Tommy Lee Jones did some delightful scenery chewing.